Lemons are perfect for all sorts of things, like baking lemon blueberry cupcakes, updating your skin care routine, and more. Whether you’re making lemonade or just making a Reel about cleaning your house, here’s a bushel of lemon puns to use on Instagram.
Because if life gives you a phone, you definitely need to document it.
- You’re simply the zest!
- Carpe lemon – squeeze the day!
- You’re my main squeeze!
- When life gives you lemons, be Yoncé!
- The peel good factor.
- Bitter late than never!
- You can’t sip with us.
- Cit-rus got real.
- Don’t get us tarted!
- If a lemon curd, it would.
- The zest is yet to come.
- Lemon tell you a joke.
- One lemon met another and the zest is history.
- Lemons and limes are bitter rivals.
- The lemon went to the doctor because it had a sour stomach.
- The lemon is never able to make juice because he fails to concentrate.
- Sip on this lemon shade.
- You’ll always be in my tart.
- I juice can’t concentrate!
- When life gives you lemons, suck it up.
Lemon Pun Jokes
- Do you like lemons? I think they are sublime.
- What do you give an injured lemon? Lemon-aid.
- What happens when a lemon falls in love? It catches peelings.
- What do you call a cat that eats lemons? A sour puss.
- What happened to the lemon boxer? He got beaten to a pulp.
- Who is the most famous lemon? John Lemon!
- Why was the lemon depressed? It lost all of its zest.
- Why do lemons wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
- What’s a lemon’s favorite movie? Pulp Fiction.
- What did the orange say to the dying lemon? You will be sourly missed.
- How do you make a lemon drop? Let it go.
- What did the lemon say after it sneezed? Ex-squeeze me!
- Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
- What do you call it when you eat lemons at sunset? The golden sour.
- What did the lemon say to the lime upon meeting? Did we just become zest friends?
- Where do cowboy lemons come from? The wild zest.
- What were pre-historic lemons called? Dino-sours.
- What instrument does the lemon play? The lemon-cello.
Lemon Puns – Pick-Up Lines
- If I am a lemon, I promise to last more than a Minute Maid.
- Are you a lemon? Because I’d squeeze the juice out of you.
- Sorry I don’t have any lemons, but I’ve got this pick-up lime.
- Are you a lemon? Because you make me want to pucker up.
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