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27 Wine Puns That Only Get Better with Age

By Ashley Hubbard | February 17, 2021 | Leave a Comment
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Wine Puns - great wine shark
Wine Puns - whine glasses
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Wine Puns - blanc out drunk white wine

We’re not sure if wine makes us funnier or we just think we’re funnier. Either way, these are some of our favorite wine puns.

Just like beer, you can go down the rabbit hole exploring all different types of wine. But, it basically all narrows down to red, white, pink, or our particular favorite – it doesn’t matter as long as it’s alcohol. No matter what your choice is (unless it’s Merlot), we can all agree the best pairing is humor.

Once you’re done perusing this wordplay and you’ve emptied that wine glass, turn it upside down and put some cake in it!

 

27 Wine Puns

1. If you drink enough, the cats start talking back to you.

Wine Puns - wine is meowgical
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2. Did you know there’s actual catbernet tho? It’s liquid catnip.

Wine Puns - Catbernet cat wine mug
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3. The only pour decision we see here is that spilled wine.

Wine Puns - Cheers to pour decisions
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4. Sorry, we can’t hang out. We have to return some videotapes.

Wine Puns - be kind please re-wine
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5. Yea, we’d leave him there.

Wine Puns - date to napa

Wine Puns - date to napa auto parts
Illustration By: @webdonuts

 

6. Trust us, you’ll love the dress. And if not, wine will help!

Wine Puns - a wine-derful bridesmaid
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7. ♪ And my heart is set on you ♪ –– us to our wine every night.

Wine Puns - the wine that I want
Illustration By: @red.designs_

 

8. We’re gonna assume he’s a red kind of guy.

Wine Puns - great wine shark
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9. It’s okay. Some girl on Instagram said so.

Wine Puns - rose all day
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10. We detect hints of meteor. Too soon?

Wine Puns - wine connoisaur dinosaur
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11. This is definitely Queen Amidala’s style.

Wine Puns - star wars wine be with you
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12. Are we counting all the reasons we drink?

Wine Puns - whine glasses

 

13. Would be a shame to spend eternity with Lucifer. Such a shame.

Wine Puns - Forgive me father for I have Zin-ed
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14. They don’t call it liquid courage for no reason.

Wine Puns - no champagne no gain
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15. Yes way, rosè.

Wine Puns - Pinot you didn't
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16. The future’s not ours to see, but we see wine.

Wine Puns - Que syrah syrah
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17. Whether red or white. Can you bring us a bottle from the wine fridge?

Wine Puns - partner in wine
Available at Etsy.

 

18. That’s because you’re drunk.

Wine Puns - can't find my glasses
Illustration By: @handsoffmydinosaur

 

19. We’re ready to book our flight. 

Wine Puns - stop and smell the roses
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20. Like fine wine.

Wine Puns - you make the perfect blend
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21. But maybe without the whole dust bath thing.

Wine Puns - like my wine chin-chilled

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22. Even when you’re being sour.

Wine Puns - grapeful for you
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23. It’s not just the wine talking.

Wine Puns - not bord-eaux you
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24. Our favorite way to meditate.

Wine Puns - uncork and unwind yoga cat
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25. Don’t blame the blanc.

Wine Puns - blanc out drunk white wine
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26. How champagne should always be served.

Wine Puns - pop goes the weasel
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27. Kids, close your eyes.

Wine Puns - corkscrew
Illustration By: @tidywrities

 

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Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Let's Eat Cake contributor, she covers all things related to Starbucks, nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram. 

Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted. 

When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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