This “Nightmare Before Christmas” Coffee From Bones Sounds So Good It’s Scary

What’s this? A Bones Coffee and official The Nightmare Before Christmas collab? We’re certainly feeling something in our bones, and it’s the itch to get an IV line of these five blends into our stream ASAP. Though the ER doctors did warn us against that last time.

If only half of that paragraph made sense to you, we suggest (re)watching Disney and Tim Burton classic as soon as you can. It’s spooky, it’s sweet, and festive in more than one way. And thanks to the small batch roaster, Bones Coffee, you can enjoy it in caffeinated form.

They’ve released five different roasts featuring your favorite (and maybe one least favorite) characters from The Nightmare Before Christmas. And the flavors are just as unique as the film. So if you’ve grown tired of the Starbucks Fall and Winter lines, check out this two-for-one holiday coffee collab below.

The Bones Coffee “Nightmare Before Christmas” Line

1. Ruff Weather

With notes of a “sweet, soft, chewy oatmeal cookies with a decadent buttercream filling,” this coffee automatically is a winner in our books. A drinkable dessert for breakfast? It sure beats that green smoothie kick we were on for….exactly one day.

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2. The Pumpkin King

As the name suggests, this medium roast has flavors of pumpkin, sweet praline, and nutty pecan. Or is it pecan?

Anyway, if you’re looking for a quintessential fall-flavored coffee to pour into your favorite Halloween mug, this is it. Add a pound of whipped cream and you’re practically a Starbucks barista!

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3. Mudslide Boogie

Featuring the villain from The Nightmare Before Christmas, we kind of hate to say how good this roast sounds. Brew it up and you’ll get notes of rich chocolate, coffee liqueur, vodka and Irish cream. And if you want more than just the notes, you can make a whole melody by adding in the real stuff.

But don’t blame us when you’re three shots deep by 10am. Blame Oogie! And doomscrolling.

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4. Frog’s Breath

We’re not sure if frog’s breath is better than coffee breath, but you might get a weird combo of the two with this blend. It evokes the flavor of chocolate mole – a chocolatey spice that is equal parts delicious and slightly confusing.

We guess that makes sense since it features Sally, the human-like ragdoll that may have caused a sexual awakening for more than one person.

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5. Santa Jack

It wouldn’t be Christmas without Santa Jack! Err…it wouldn’t be Halloween without Santa Jack? We’re still not really sure which holiday this movie falls into, but we do know that flavors of cranberry sweetness and decadent creme brulee is enough to get us out of bed any day.

You are making the coffee for us, right? Two creams and a sugar, please! And a cute mug.

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Hannah Rex is a true renaissance women in that she loves half marathons and inverted yoga poses just as much as she enjoys copious amounts of wine and pizza. Her years of living in L.A. led her to try hip trends like kombucha, blonde hair dye, and aggressive driving, while making her so soft that she immediately gets frostbite anytime the temperature drops below 70 degrees. She has experience as a writer and editor for sites like Beachbody, Openfit, Let's Eat Cake, and is also an RYT 200. Follow her on Instagram @hannah_rex for an unrealistic portrayal of her very average life.