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17 Cocktails With Names So Dirty, You’ll Need to Take Two Cold Showers After Ordering Them

By Nora Garcia | February 14, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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It all started with a Sex on the Beach. Then we were feeling like a Pornstar. And the night ended with a Blowjob. Although that would all make for a wonderfully wild night of sex, we’re actually talking about cocktails named after sex.

And probably a really great uncomfortable airplane read.

Sex-themed cocktails are the most entertaining drinks on a menu, so we decided to create a list of all of them. They’re fun to say, fun to make, and are just what you need when you’re feeling thirsty. In all senses of the word.
Cocktails Named After Sex

And if anything, they make for a great conversation starter when you’re out on a bar. What do you mean you’ve never had a Screaming Orgasm? We had one that three times last week!

 

17 Cocktails Named After Sex

1. Pop My Cherry Shot

When you’re looking for something quick and sweet to kick off your evening, try this shot made with triple sec, cherry vodka, and orange juice. Because sometimes good things do come in small packages. Like AirPods!

Cocktails Named After Sex - Pop My Cherry Shot
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2. Slippery Nipple

This slippery slope of a drink is one part Irish Cream and Sambuca. They’re added to a shot glass, but not mixed together. The Slippery Nipple is just like a situationship where sex and feelings are there, but not combined. Not always a bad idea!
Cocktails Named After Sex - Slippery Nipple

 

3. Sex In The Driveway

Skip the sand and head to the suburbs for some Sex In The Driveway. Made with peach schnapps, blue Curaçao, vodka, and lime soda, this beautiful blue drink will have you dreaming of crystal clear water. And wondering why you didn’t put a blanket down, because concrete is not as soft as sand.
Cocktails Named After Sex - Sex In The Driveway

 

4. Screaming Orgasm

Luckily for lactose-intolerant people, this drink isn’t the only way to get an orgasm. Made with vodka, coffee liqueur, amaretto, Irish cream liqueur, and half-and-half, this cocktail tastes like an adult milkshake.

And just like that, the yard is filled with men.
Cocktails Named After Sex - Screaming Orgasm

 

5. Blowjob

Unlike a real blowjob, a burning sensation is totally normal for this shot. Make it with coffee liqueur, amaretto and Baileys Irish cream, and you’ll be riding high all night long. Without any TMJ.
Cocktails Named After Sex - Blow Job

 

6. The Legspreader

Spiced rum is the star of this beverage, and then it’s mixed with coconut rum, peach schnapps, and pineapple juice. Decorate it with strawberry slices, and tell your doctor you’ve been eating healthier and practicing your flexibility.

Okay, maybe cross your fingers when you say that just in case.

Cocktails Named After Sex - The Legspreader
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7. Between the Sheets

This seemingly sophisticated cocktail looks fancy, but sounds dirty. Unless you’re talking about laundry? Which is dirty in its own sense? Anyway, make it with cognac, light rum, triple sec, and freshly squeezed lemon juice. Good luck figuring out how to put on a duvet cover after a few of these.

Cocktails Named After Sex - Between the Sheets
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8. Bend Over Shirley

Unlike a Dirty Shirley, this cocktail is fruitier…and definitely more sexist. It’s made with raspberry vodka, lemon-lime soda, and grenadine, which are all things you could buy at the store to make the drink yourself, instead of saying this embarrassing name out at a bar.
Cocktails Named After Sex - Bend Over Shirley

 

9. Ménage à Trois

Someone will say that three’s a crowd, but whoever created this cocktail must have loved the company. Make this martini with tequila, vodka, and vermouth.

Prefer something more tropical? There’s a different version of the Menage à Trois cocktail that’s made with dark rum, triple sec, and light cream.

Cocktails Named After Sex - Menage a Trois
Photo Credit: Grey Goose

 

10. The Sex Panther

On Wednesdays, we drink pink drinks. And on Thursdays…well, Thursdays are usually pretty rough, depending on what version of the Sex Panther cocktail you get. There are a few different recipes out there. But 80% of the time it works every time.

Some are made with bourbon and rum, while others are made with vodka. But they’re all pink, usually thanks to Cynar or Grenadine. And they’re all subjected to the scrutiny of Regina George.

Cocktails Named After Sex - The Sex Panther

 

11. Sex on the Peach

If you’re having sex on a peach, you know it has to be a giant peach. We see you, James. The main characters in this drink are vodka, strawberry puree, peach puree, lemon juice, and lychee vanilla foam. Fruity, refreshing, and only slightly degrading to a favorite childhood story.
Cocktails Named After Sex - Sex on the Peach

 

12. Pornstar

If there’s one thing pornstars know about, it’s passion. Okay, and how to work your angles. But in this Pornstar cocktail, there is a lot of passion, including passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit puree, as well as vanilla vodka, vanilla syrup, fresh lime juice, and sparkling wine. Stunning.

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13. Sex On The Beach

A tried and true classic, tasted by everyone on vacation, and at bars at home when you wish you were on vacation. Made with vodka, peach schnapps, orange and cranberry juice, this cocktail recipe is more well-known than what you’re supposed to do if you get stung by a jellyfish on said beach. No, it’s not that.

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14. Sex On My Face

From the trilogy of Sex on the Beach and Sex in the Driveway, comes Sex on My Face. The final round of cocktails for an unforgettable night.

Strap in for a wild ride, because the list of ingredients is as long as sex should get: banana liqueur, whiskey, Malibu rum, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, orange juice, and peach liqueur. Catch your breath, and then enjoy!

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15. Panties Unleashed

This pretty drink includes strawberry puree, triple sec, passion fruit syrup, orange juice, and of course, a mini vodka bottle for decoration. It’s perfect for a refreshing summer day. Or cold winter. Or Tuesday afternoon. Just make sure you’re prepared for a breeze when it comes by.

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16. Booty Clap

Not everyone can do a booty clap, anyone can enjoy this cocktail that’s made with cognac or brandy, amaretto, and passion fruit liqueur. And if you couldn’t do the move before the drink, we promise you still won’t be able to do it after. Well…we tried to warn you!

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17. Quick F**k

If you told us yesterday that Kahlua, Midori, Baileys was a good combination, we would quickly tell you to eff off. But today we are wiser. More adventurous. And only have one minute to spare.

So we’ll down this creative shot and then be on our way. Hobbling just ever so slightly.

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Nora Garcia
Nora Garcia is a Spaniard lost around the world but sure about her love for writing. She has a background in broadcast journalism and a passion for lifestyle content. When she's not in a spinning class, you can find her writing for sites like Weloversize and KeiKeiTravels or podcasting.

Nora has lived in three countries and six cities, and you can follow her adventures on her Instagram or LinkedIn.
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