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Here’s What These House of the Dragon Characters Would Order At Starbucks

By Ashley Hubbard | October 19, 2022 | Leave a Comment
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House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders
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House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Princess Rhaenys Targaryen
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Lord Corlys Velaryon
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Ser Otto Hightower
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Alicent Hightower
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Daemon Targaryen
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Rhaenyra Targaryen
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders

As we near the season finale of the House of the Dragon, the King is dead, the kids are not alright, and our favorite two characters got secretly married. So by now, you’re probably wondering the most important question. What would Rhaenyra order if she went to Starbucks?

While no errant Starbucks cups have shown up onscreen, we can still imagine what the House of the Dragon characters might order should they have to do a coffee run.
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders

What House of the Dragon Characters Would Order At Starbucks

1. Rhaenyra Targaryen

Princess Rhaenyra (Milly Alcock/Emma D’Arcy) values her solitude and has no problem throwing shade at anyone who crosses her path. She also respects, but isn’t exactly a fan of tradition. So, black coffee is out. As is the classic latte.

Given how much this dragon rider loves candied lemons, we think she’d order a Mango Dragonfruit Lemonade Refresher in her younger years and an Iced Black Tea Lemonade once she and Daemon link up.
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Rhaenyra Targaryen

 

2. Daemon Targaryen

Daemon (Matt Smith) is the person who swaggers his way into any event way, way, way late with a Chile Mocha in hand. He’s a little spicy and a little deceptive, but honestly, he’s probably more loyal than most. If your name is Rhaenyra.

Starbucks no longer carries this drink — Daemon is a little difficult, after all — but you can make by following this recipe at home or by adding some spice to a mocha.
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Daemon Targaryen

 

3. Alicent Hightower

Knowing how much the Queen Alicent (Emily Carey/Olivia Cooke) loves showing off the signature green color of House Hightower, there’s zero chance she won’t be ordering a Matcha Tea Latte. Right after she gets off of her high horse. Anyone got a ladder?
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Alicent Hightower

 

4. King Viserys Targaryen I

King Viserys I (Paddy Considine) needed something stronger to handle all those nasty hangovers, family drama, and his rotting skin.

We’re certain everything would have turned out just fine if only he could have just been left alone with his LEGOs and a hot cup of Tazo tea. He’d need to add his own non-dairy milk though.
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - King Viserys Targaryen I

 

5. Ser Otto Hightower

Ser Otto Hightower (Rhys Ifans) is Alicent’s father and begins the series as Hand of the King. He then gets fired because he’s no Littlefinger, before returning later on. He’s a hot hibiscus tea, hold the sugar, kind of guy. Add an extra side of scheming on the side. (That’s on the secret menu.)
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Ser Otto Hightower

 

6. Lord Corlys Velaryon

“The Sea Snake” Corlys Velaryon (Steve Toussaint) may not be perfect, but he’s pretty chill. A sea-inspired Salted Caramel Cream Cold Brew suits him perfectly.
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Lord Corlys Velaryon

 

7. Princess Rhaenys Targaryen

Princess Rhaenys (Eve Best) is a strong female character, but she follows the rules a bit too much for our taste. You’re married to The Sea Snake for goodness sake.

As it is, she’s ordering a classic no-fuss drink like the Caffè Latte. You not rebel you.
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Princess Rhaenys Targaryen

 

8. Ser Criston Cole

Ser Criston (Fabien Frankel) really doesn’t deserve anything good, especially the caffeine nectar of the gods, so we’re banning him from Starbucks. He’s got his authority, we’ve got ours.

House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Ser Criston Cole
Photo Credit: HBO

 

9. Aegon II Targaryen

Aegon II (Ty Tennant/Tom Glynn-Carney) is the first-born child of Alicent Hightower and King Viserys I. If his teenage escapades are any indication, he’s seriously up to no good. Straight black coffee it is.

House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Aegon Targaryen II
Photo Credit: HBO

 

10. Helaena Targaryen

The only worthy child from the Alicent-Viserys show is Helaena (Evie Allen/Phia Saban). She whispers to insects, tells the future (that everyone ignores), and spills all the tea.

Speaking of tea, someone get her another Jade Citrus Mint Tea so we can find out how this all ends. Oh … there’s a book?
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Helaena Targaryen

 

11. Aemond Targaryen

A lot has happened so far with Aemond (Leo Ashton/Ewan Mitchell) – he’s lost an eye, gained (err, stolen) a dragon, and, apparently, thinks he’s now as cool as his uncle Daemon.

Aemond wouldn’t order anything. He’d just steal Daemon’s.

House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Aemond Targaryen
Photo Credit: HBO

 

12. Jacaerys (Jace) Velaryon and Lucerys (Luke) Velaryon

Listen, Jace (Leo Hart/Harry Collett) and Luke (Harvey Sadler/Elliot Grihault) may be bastards (don’t tell Alicent we said that), but they do have the best father figures in all of Westeros. Ser Harwin ‘Breakbones’ Strong (Ryan Corr), Laenor Velaryon (John Macmillan), and Daemon Targaryen.

These brothers are definitely leaning into their Strong lineage with their coffee orders. A couple shots of espresso for these two.
House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Jacaerys (Jace) Velaryon and Lucerys (Luke) Velaryon

 

13. Laenor Velaryon

It was never going to work between Rhaenyra and Laenor (Theo Tate/John Macmillan), but we loved their situationship. Rhaenyra was the supportive, progressive wife until that didn’t work anymore (thanks, Alicent) and she literally shipped him off to a new life with his lover.

And now he’s sipping his Starbucks as probably the only person living a good life in all of Westeros. We’ll raise a Caramel Frappuccino to that.

House of the Dragons Starbucks Orders - Laenor Velaryon
Photo Credit: HBO
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Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Let's Eat Cake contributor, she covers all things related to Starbucks, nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram. 

Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted. 

When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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