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Trader Joe’s Has The Best Pies, And We Can Prove It With This List

By Hebba Gouda | March 9, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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Trader Joes pies- apple and pumpkin hand pies
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Trader Joes pies- apple crumble pie
Trader Joes pies- chocoalte pecan pudding pie
Trader Joes pies- mudd pie

We cannot lie, we love Trader Joe’s pies. Well, we love TJ’s in general, but that rhyme seemed a lot easier. And with the celebration of March 14th, AKA 3/14, AKA Pi Day, we couldn’t think of a better time to list out all our favorites.

Never mind that Pi was developed largely by the Greek Archimedes, and Greece uses the day/month format for dates. So really, America has contorted an international concept to fit into pretty strictly American convention –

Wait. We’re getting sidetracked. This is about Trader Joe’s pies. Let’s get back to it.

For this list, we took some liberties with the concept of a “pie.” Our definition is as loose as it needs to be to allow us to celebrate pi day as fully as possible. Does that “Rose by any other name,” stuff apply here? Shakespeare, back us up. Sorry for never actually reading you in high school.
Trader Joe's Pies

Some of these pies are seasonal. Some are sweet, and some are savory. And, some are discontinued, real OGs from almost 10 years ago. But they’re on this list because if they ever come back, you need to know about them.

Finally, some pies will spark debate so heated that families will be ripped apart and friendships will crumble. But that’s okay! Now you can have the whole pie to yourself. But maybe send an apology note when you’re done with it.

 

18 of the Best Trader Joe’s Pies

1. Trader Joe’s Pie Crusts

So many delicious pies start with a delicious crust, so these are a blank slate for an onslaught of tasty options. They taste way better than the other slate we’ve tried, and man, have you ever tried to make a lattice top out of rock? Incredibly difficult and not worth the calcium. 2/10.

Like a lover with promise despite a fear of commitment, these crusts are tender yet flaky. Stay tuned for a baking-themed romance novel.
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Trader Joes pies- pie crust

 

2. Key Lime Pie

You could put sewage into a graham cracker crust and we’d still think it’s “pretty okay.” But a tangy, creamy key lime filling? We’d much rather have a key lime than a key to the city.

Florida is a swamp, so we want to check in: Key limes, are you tired from carrying all of Florida on your backs?
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Trader Joes pies- key lime pie

 

3. Apple and Pumpkin Hand Pies

We know that feeling. You’re so full after Thanksgiving dinner and then the host brings out the pies and asks you, “apple or pumpkin?” You want both, but you might burst. You can’t stand the pressure of the Sophie’s choice of desserts, or the pressure of your tummy against your jeans!

No need to choose. We can have it all. And you can trust us because we are not white men born into money that tell you to “pull yourself up by your bootstraps.”
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Trader Joes pies- apple and pumpkin hand pies

 

4. New York Deli Style Cheesecake

Okay, we know it’s called a “cake” but don’t @ us until you can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that a pineapple is a pine and an apple.

Cheesecake is custard in a crust. So call it a pie, call it a tart, just don’t call us late for dinner. Or do, but don’t go thinking we’ll save you dessert.
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Trader Joes pies- cheesecake

 

5. Chicken Pot Pie

It’s tough to find a more comforting meal than chicken pot pie. Creamy and hearty with a flaky top, the only thing we’ve found to beat out a chicken pot pie is two chicken pot pies.
Trader Joes pies- chicken pot pie

 

6. Mudd Pie

It might not sound like the most appetizing name, but the chocolate crumb crust filled with coffee ice cream with fudge swirl needs something to stop it from absolutely flying off of the shelves. The name, Mudd Pie, just evens the playing field.
Trader Joes pies- mudd pie

 

7. Steak and Stout Pie

Pi Day shares March with St. Patrick’s Day, so a little booze in this Steak and Stout pie means you can celebrate two holidays in one. And here our work evaluations say we’re not out-of-the-box thinkers. Sorry if spreadsheets don’t get our creative juices flowing.
Trader Joes pies- steak and stout pie

 

8. Whoopie Pies

Cushions, pies, Goldberg. We don’t know what a “whoopie” is, but it seems pretty darn successful.
Trader Joes pies- whopee pies

 

9. Pumpkin Pie

Pumpkin pie is a Thanksgiving favorite that’s welcome at our table any time. Unlike Aunt Marge, who is neither. Marge, come back when you’re more like pumpkin pie: perfumed with cinnamon, nestled in a flaky crust, and not constantly talking about needlepoint.
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Trader Joes pies- pumkin pie

 

10. Mini Pie Medley

These come in strawberry, blueberry, and peach, ushering in bright spring flavors without a second thought. Human triplets seem like a lot of work, but we could easily handle three of these mini pies. We’d be way more alarmed if we had to change their diaper, though.
Trader Joes pies- mini pie medley

 

11. Apple Crumble Pie

“Crumble Under Pressure” is our middle name. Meaning, we love the buttery oat crumble of this Trader Joe’s Pie under the pressure of our knives. Also meaning, we’re mere moments away from the dessert of our lives.
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Trader Joes pies- apple crumble pie

 

12. Beef Shepherd’s Pie

We’re going to count this as a pie because a) it’s in the name, and b) there are mashed potatoes. Are you really going to fight us on mashed potatoes?

We realize that Amazon‘s price is $95 for a pack of four (thanks, Bezos), so maybe just wait until you can find it in your local store. Good things come to those who wait, and food poisoning comes to those who expect beef to be shipped in the mail.
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Trader Joes pies- shepard's pie

 

13. Raspberry Tarte

We love raspberries for out-of-hand eating, but we’re thrilled to see them featured in a dessert where they’re not playing second-fiddle to chocolate. It’s about time they had their day in the sun with this raspberry tarte. Er, in addition to the many prior days in the sun they had in order to ripen. You know what we mean!
Trader Joes pies- raspberry tarte

 

14. Chocolate Pecan Pudding Pie

Chocolate? Pecan? Pudding? Pie? This thing started out strong and kept getting better, taking a very different path from the Shrek franchise. Pour one out.
Trader Joes pies- chocoalte pecan pudding pie

 

15. Strawberry and Rhubarb Hand Pies

Sometimes we like to hold hands. Sometimes we like to hold pies. Getting them confused makes for a very awkward midnight snack experience.
Trader Joes pies- strawberry and rhubarb hand pie

 

16. Nantucket Style Cranberry Pie

Thank goodness that in this case, “Nantucket Style” doesn’t mean boat shoes and linen.
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Trader Joes pies- cranberry pie

 

17. Spanakopita

Besides being delicious, our favorite thing about Spanakopita is that it’s described as a pie, but it’s made with spinach. We can totally justify calling it a salad, thus giving us the backing we need to talk about (and eat) it in almost any circumstance. Spanakopita, you sly dog, you!
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Trader Joes pies- spanakopita

 

18. Apple Pie with Lattice Crust

Talk about an oldie but a goodie! And when you’re done talking about “Sugar We’re Goin Down,” we can talk about an oldie but a greatie: this classic apple pie.

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. And we’re not just saying that because we’re still scared of our hammers after the toenail incident.
Trader Joes pies- apple pie

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Hebba Gouda
Hebba is a New Jersey born, Minnesota educated brunch enthusiast who is strongly in favor of the Oxford comma. She likes nostalgic songs, jigsaw puzzles, and middle brownie pieces. She dislikes humidity, sports, and sports in humidity. She uses her background in science and creative writing as part of the team behind the podcast Two What's?! and a Wow! You can find her being silly on Twitter and serious on LinkedIn.
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