These toys really suck.
Oh my gourd Becky, look at these jokes.
That’s *chief* Twitter Troll, to you!
Please hold your tomatoes until the end.
Hello darkness, my old friend.
These colors are good as gravy.
Time to pull out the good stuff.
For starters, the KitchenAid mixer is almost 50% off.
Babe, would you still love us if we were a worm?
Don’t forget to tip your barista.
Save a horse, ride a consenting partner.
We’ll be on the couch if you need us.
These have our stamp – or, sticker – of approval.
DiGiorno is so last year.
They’re Sally approved.
Now you too can be a Twitter troll.
Make a statement with these bold designs.
Try this shape once you’re over the whole “chewed” look.
And, most importantly, which one goes best in a Negroni?